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ERUCTED THOUGHTS, MIDDEN SIFTINGS, HETERONYMOUS DISJECTA.

ON THE EXACERBATION OF STORAGE PROBLEMS AND THE FOLLY OF ISSUING INVITATIONS TO MOTHS

I have been given several suitcases of old clothes. I have spent some time sorting through them. I will keep the clothes that suit me, even if they don’t fit me (my body changes from time to time, after all) and I will keep the clothes that fit me, even if they don’t suit me (fashions change, and at least they could keep me warm). But if I am looking for something to wear, I want something that both suits me and fits me. If I keep one item in two for its fit and one item in two because it suits me, I will wear only one item in four but I will keep three items in four. If I add another criterion, well-madeness for example, with the same odds, I will wear only one item in eight but will keep seven items in eight. The more criteria I have, the fewer clothes I wear and the bigger wardrobe I need. I am a very fussy person and I have a lot of criteria.

EMILY ELM